Hey there, loyal readers!
Last week, our office was rocked by the chilling discovery of Polly's neon pink fake nail nestled in the icing of a chocolate cupcake. This unsettling incident followed hot on the heels of a previous discovery – a penguin cufflink baked into another cupcake, which Steve narrowly avoided choking on. Determined to unravel the mystery and bring the culprit to justice, we've implemented special measures to fortify our defenses and pursue leads with unwavering diligence.
First off, Polly, has been advised to work from home until the mystery is solved. Jeremy, our protective leader, has taken matters into his own hands by installing a plethora of CCTV cameras covering not only our entire building but also Mum's salon, Gasping Beauty next door.
The entire workforce has been armed with EnticiGrip© grout applicators for protection. Josh and I have transformed a corner of the office into a makeshift evidence board, complete with suspect lists, timelines, and red string connecting dots. It's like we're in our very own detective drama.
And let's not forget about Dick, my Great Dane. Despite his penchant for snoozing at least 21 hours a day and being spooked by his own shadow, he's here in the office for moral support – and maybe to bark at any suspicious characters if we're lucky.
Douglas, our ever-vigilant guardian, patrols the perimeter every hour, keeping an eye out for any shady business. The dedication of this team is truly inspiring.
We are still no further forward on who the penguin cufflink belongs to. Polly had previously mentioned that she thought she'd seen it before, so Josh and I are going to interview her over Teams to see if we can jog her memory!
But amidst all the chaos, there's a glimmer of excitement on the horizon – the awards ceremony next week! Jeremy's up for the ‘Inspirational Leader of the Year’ award, and the entire team is buzzing with anticipation. It'll be a much-needed reprieve from all the office drama and a chance to celebrate our hard work and dedication.
Stay tuned for next week's update, where hopefully we'll have some answers to this nail-biting mystery and maybe even some shiny new accolades to show off. Until then, keep your EnticiGrip© grout applicators close and your eyes peeled for any rogue cupcakes.
Signing off until next time!
Rebecca x